New Additions: Heart, Erection, Faith and Trust(Pending).

Holy shit, I ACTUALLY FINISHED VERSION ESPYLACOPA OF THE CHARACTER GUIDE. Here it is.

RK Says: So, we've been babbling on and laughing at all these inside jokes about people you have no idea who the heck are, these few days, right? Well, here is a sort-of solution to your problems! 8D It is a --- Character Guide for Dummies. Okay, not for Dummies. Blah.
Okay, you've probably gotten the gist that we've got a bunch of stories, are pretty secretive with them, and have them all tie together. These are collectively called The Armageddon Crossroads.

The Culprits
with Espylacopa and Redrum(Name pending)
with Straitjacket Feeling
with Charades
with Apocalypse

The first three collaborate on another called The Risk Arc.

Currently, the only one properly up and running is Apocalypse, with the chapters found at:
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The Armageddon Crossroads: If you were God, would you just create one world, or many others that were appallingly different? Doubtless the latter would be more entertaining, though in the occasion you had a bitch fit, you may want to destroy them all...resulting in this. Welcome to the crossroads of people running, dying, living, and basically having a good/bad time.

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ESPYLACOPA

Brief Summary: Yet another world that is ending – Wonderland. The difference being, this one was made by a fallen angel and an ignored angel out of the bits and pieces lost from the other worlds. Not to mention there’s some kind of war going on already. Things are going to get complicated. Spin-off sequel to Apocalypse, and prequel to Redrum.

Pretty Princess Vaseline: Cousin of Apocalypse’s Vanity Vagina Vaseline. The ‘reluctant protagonist’, through with cross-dressing tendencies. Morally obliged to save Wonderland, let’s just say he has a history. Dragged into this by Carlotta.

Carlotta: A doll that was brought to life in a peculiar manner. Hops from world to world under a deal with Denial, though so far she’s been smart enough to avoid a nasty end that usually comes from such a deal.

Sasha Requin: From the town of N. Ameless in an obscure world where children are seen and not heard, and thus adults are heard and not seen. Was unfortunate enough to be thrown down a wishing well by Luis, which brings more trouble than it seems.

Iris Despierre: A young girl who seems to hold a grudge against her brother Peroxide, for a reason she does not seem to talk about. Comes from the town Rapture. Her current occupation is Alice.

Peroxide Despierre: Brother of Iris. Also hails from Rapture. Was tricked into a ‘meaningful existence’ by Denial, and is currently fighting a war against…about everyone. Though sometimes he seems he’s enjoying it. Ever the optimist.

Luis: A strange man in a decidedly flamboyant suit. Not much is known about him, except that Virginity and co. seem to have a serious grudge against him. Has no objection against throwing a small boy down a cursed wishing well.

Denial: An angel that fell for displaying behavior that was Naughty in God’s Sight. Has a tendency to attempt to force his affections on Serael. Enjoys cutting deals with people that will lead them to a sticky end. One of the creators of Wonderland.

Serael: One of the creators of Wonderland. Ref. to original description.

Sugar Cane: Was originally ‘Cain’, but has been dubbed ‘Sugar Cane’ by his partner Abel due to whimpish tendencies. Serael’s representative, and was dispatched to Wonderland when Things Started To Go Terribly Wrong.

Abel: Sugar Cane’s partner and Denial’s representative, likewise dispatched to Wonderland when Things Started To Go Terribly Wrong. He’d much rather spend his time teasing Sugar Cane than save the world, and hence has a bad habit of not taking anything seriously enough.

Note: The Army of Lost Causes consists of the beings that were created with Wonderland, from everything that people have lost from the other worlds – whether it was their hope, memory, sanity, virginity, or etc. Their names don’t necessarily affect their character, but oddly enough, sometimes they feel obliged.

Virginity: A young man that has leads a large group in fighting Peroxide. Refuses to acknowledge the unofficial name ‘Army Of Lost Causes’, which mostly came about when they realized they hadn’t been awarded a single victory against a pair of men since the Beginning. Is dedicated and somewhat passionate, but sadly lacks the intelligence and wits Peroxide and Luis posses. Slightly sensitive about his name.

Attention: Attention resides in the city of Niatnuomume from Charades and The Risk Arc with Severity Stilbian. He gets distracted very easily, and generally does whatever he wants, having a grand old time. He’s one of the few members of the Army who have actually formed close relationships with ‘real people’, but there are a few unfortunate circumstances that plague him. A lot of people seem to think he is very cute. Team Virginity.

Purity: A young boy who seems to be very stressed out about the Never-ending War, and somehow senses that something bigger is going on. On a good, calm day, he can be extremely perceptive, but most of the time he’s trying to calm Sanity down from her rages. All in all, he’s very levelheaded, but events crashing down on him tend to be distracting. Team Virginity.

Sanity: A girl who has developed a “They’re All Out To Get Me” mentality. She’s rather brave (reckless) and can usually be counted on to do the dirty work, but sadly, she spends most of her time rolling about in a straitjacket talking to Purity. She has developed an attachment to her straitjacket, and hence gets extremely unreasonable when the other Army members steal it from her. Team Virginity.

~*~*~Very Minor Characters That Could Possibly Become Important~*~*~

TEAM VIRGINITY

Hope: A member of the Army of Lost Causes. Has been taking a break from the Never-ending War for the most part, and is attempting to spread some hope and cheer through the destitute cities of Rapture and Ecstasy, which is probably just as much a Lost Cause.

Memory: A friend of Hope that is currently residing along with her in Rapture. Is mostly counted on to bring Hope’s delusions back down to earth, and helps the small runaway group that adopts the name “The Circus Rapture” escape into Redrum when their world is also destroyed.

Advantage: A young man who is usually bullied into doing all the paperwork and cleaning up messes left by the other members, taken advantage of, if you will. Rumours circulate that prior to everyone discovering he was such a pushover, he was renowned for his skills in pole dancing and the pelvic thrust. Currently he is too busy feeling victimized to do either.

Confidence: Yet another member who has decided to spend his time outside Wonderland, his excuse being that true to his name, he has complete confidence that their battle is indeed a Lost Cause. Last seen in Niatnuomume. Always wears a black trench coat.

Patience: A disturbingly androgynous being. Known (and hated by some) for its floaty, carelessly patronizing demeanor, it only returns to Wonderland when it is not welcome, although it can be somewhat scary sometimes. The only person who has ever supposedly uncovered its gender is Sanity, and after seeing how she ended up, none of the others tried finding out. A close friend of Confidence.

Heart: The heart of the army, as one would expect. An angelic young boy who seems to give selflessly, willingly, and completely, no matter what is asked of him. He, in fact, so sweet that members of the Army have been known to go into spasms of guilt. God forbid you upset him, lest he weeps tears of beauty and the heavens grovel at his feet. It is heard, however, that a glint of steel can be occasionally seen in his eyes, as though he saying he knows exactly what he’s doing.

TEAM ERECTION

Erection: Virginity’s rival. Erection leads the half of the Army that has a slightly different approach to the ‘Peroxide Problem’. With the way he saunters down the hallways, swaggering in a way only Confidence can beat, it’s quite natural that Virginity would harbour a severe dislike for him. The first word to describe him that comes to most people’s minds would be ‘cocky’, but for obvious reasons regarding bad pun, they try to refrain from saying so.

Trust: Pending.

Faith: Not to be confused with Faith from Straitjacket Feeling. (Will be explained in the Redrum character guide.) Faith was new addition after the previous Faith expired, and the ‘new kid’ tends to make people uneasy due to his bad habit of giving sinister glares and fading in and out of the shadows. He is supposed to be the Army’s one-man assassination team, but the lack of anyone to assassinate takes the kick out of the job. Some speculate that his surly disposition is due to the many occasions of him pissing his pants when he was a child.

Temper: The only one who has semi-permanently settled in God’s Favourite World, otherwise known as Earth. Was last seen in Japan with expertly styled hair and sporting oddly otaku-like tendencies. Tends to swear on Sumwun’s dumplings. Passes time by setting Admiration's boa on fire.

Inspiration: The Army’s One-Man (Boy) Cheerleader. Due to his long hair, young age and constant sporting of a cheerleader outfit, it was only recently discovered that he was male. Most of the Army are used to him being a girl and address him as such anyway. Likes to shove pompoms in people’s faces, especially Virginity’s.

Affection: Another member who would be alarmingly androgynous, but his tendencies to strip in public have dispelled all doubts. Enjoys sauntering up to various people and attempting to seduce them. Indeed, people do shy away from Affection.

Admiration:A very 'fashionable' fellow who so happens to be a drag queen. His best friend is his feather boa, and his rose-tinted sunglasses own everything you own, SIR. For some strange reason, he is the Army's science geek, and is obsessive over chemical warfare. Tends not to notice when his boa catches fire.

Approval: Spent most of his time avoiding the war, and is the self-accepted Number One Coward. He gets his work cut out for him in Redrum, where he retreated into hiding under the name Objection. Had a fleeting dream of being a lawyer. Is excellent at the tango.

Consciousness: He was mentioned several times by Virginity, but there are very few who know who he is or what happened to him. It is, however, general knowledge that he is no longer in the Army of Lost Causes.

~*~*~Extra~*~*~

Sumwun: A chinese dumpling seller. He is part of the Everything, of which all is unexplainable, defies all laws of life, and is mostly better left unsaid. [link]

Li Wun: Full name E-be Li Wun. (Everyone) A young boy who helps Sumwun with his dumplings. Most people feel quite sorry for what he has to put up with.